Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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