omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
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im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
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Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
i think im in europe. pls send help
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
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