absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
Randomize
