i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
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