S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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