NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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