I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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