he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
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My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
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So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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