some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
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