Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
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i robbed the continental breakfast last night
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
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We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
wow bdsm is so cute
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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