at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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