This beer is not sobering me up at all
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
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Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
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Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
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