Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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