You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Randomize
