Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
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Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
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You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
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