with your own penis?
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
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