bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
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I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
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Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
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