I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
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