Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
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I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
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Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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