Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
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