is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
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