he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
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My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
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Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
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