after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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