I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
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