You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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