i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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