Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
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