does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
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I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
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OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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