Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
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I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
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I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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