I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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