I just cut my nipple shaving
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
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