I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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