Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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