singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
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