Picture the opening band right now: euro, beer guts, one member in oversized hipster lumberjack apparel, the other in childsized american apparel and shorts. Singing in german.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
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do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
This is my gift to your gina
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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