I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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