i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
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