He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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