ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
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Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
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I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
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