I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
Actions speak louder than pants.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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