shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
You ate ashes out of my bong
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
Randomize
