i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
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I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
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No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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