guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
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My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
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Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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