sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
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