i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
do herpes really smell.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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