your room smells of hookers.
And success
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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