okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
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woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
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So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
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