Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
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Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
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she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
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