Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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