And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
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