Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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