Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Kareoke will never be a sober sport
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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