so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
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You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
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The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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