and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
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It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
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I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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