problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
My underwear smells like fireworks.
well you can't waste a boner
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
I just found a bag of teeth...
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
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