lets start a swedish sibling band together
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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