told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
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Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
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Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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